Foster’s Lager

Foster's LagerYou know how Foster’s is horrible nasty horse piss, that no one would drink as it may very well kill them?..

It’s not actually true, it’s quite nice, a bit fruity, and certainly not horrible.

Golden, with a very frothy and persistent head… Not much to smell.

Before you go off at me, let me make it clear, while it’s nice, and not horrible, it’s definitely not great.

Also, the can really sucks, nasty red kangaroos, and too many stars, far too much gold. Blagh. Cheap.

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